The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 14 - Into Dorkness

Jacob and Isaac have returned from their self-imposed hiatus to discuss more Star Trek. This time their target is Star Trek Into Darkness. They waited long enough to record that they feel it's safe to spoil plot points of the movie... and a major one comes two minutes in, so be warned. They also discuss Star Trek Continues, Of Gods And Men, Renegades and they get off topic from time to time and end up talking about whatever popped up.

Make sure you listen to their other show - The Science Of Fiction, the 15th of every month, right here on Abnormal Entertainment.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 13 - Welcome To The Multiverse

In the final Official episode of Holodeck Malfunction, Jacob and Isaac discuss the 2009 reboot of the Star Trek franchise. They go into each character and the new actors playing them, discuss the ideas of branching timelines, Libyans and plutonium, farting through time and whatever else comes up.

This closes the chapter on Holodeck Malfunction proper. But if you want more, we may be back after awhile with occasional interviews or even a show here and there.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 12 - Saliere Vs. The Fountain Of Youth

Jacob and Isaac are back with the last two Star Trek movies before the reboot - Insurrection and Nemesis. Along the way they discuss Gilbert and Sullivan, plagiarizing yourself, and why Picard can't seem to ever get some. They also talk about Tom Hardy, Dina Meyer and F. Murray Abraham as the talented guest stars in a couple of bad movies.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 11 - Beastie Boys, Prophets Of The Federation

This week Jacob and Isaac discuss the two best movies starring The Next Generation cast - Generations and First Contact.
Did you ever wonder who almost played Zephram Cochram, father of Warp Drive? Would Kirk ever play the flute? Will Picard ever find love? Who is truly responsible for the destruction of the Enterprise D? Was Lt. Hawk gay? Why does it sound like a juicy fart every time Jacob takes a drink from his soda? Why did the Spawn movie suck? Is there less bias in the press of the future? Is the government still a two party system? Are The Beastie Boys prophets of the Federation? Should Whoopi Goldberg have won an Academy Award?

They talk about all that and more in the latest episode of Holodeck Malfunction.

Isaac spends a little time explaining his frustration of the writers constantly miscalculating distance when it comes to warp speed. Jacob talks about whether genre fans are more accepting of Gay people than non fans?

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 10 - Tyler Perry's Star Trek

Jacob and Isaac take a break from the norm this week to talk about what they think the new Star Trek movie will be like. Jacob professes his love for Benedict Cumberbatch (in a totally hetero way) and his love for Alice Eve (also in a totally hetero way). Isaac talks about the past and what it was like to have to hide your love of Trek in the closet. They also spend some time discussing the future if Trek without JJ Abrams, who is defecting to Star Wars, who might make a cameo appearance in the sequel, the prequel comic book from IDW and much more.

Next week they return to discuss the movies starring The Next Generation cast with an episode they call "Imzadi, The Forbidden Dance".

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 9 - Shakespeare's Plummer

Jacob and Isaac are back with the latest installment of Holodeck Malfunction, fresh from Isaac's honeymoon. This week, they discuss the Star Trek movie they both agree is the worst and then move into Isaac's personal favorite. That's right, folks. They are talking all about Star Trek V and VI. Along the way, they take a few detours and talk once again about how Jacob feels women can't play Vulcans, 23rd Century economics and sequels to popular Shakespeare plays. It's an oddly fun hour filled with all things Trek. And Jacob even sings!

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That last line was a joke, everyone. Please, no angry letters. But if you feel the need to send an angry letter, write it out by hand, as most people forgot how to write, and then we can have fun trying to figure out what it says.

Wow, I need to stop writing this before I try to stick both feet in my mouth. I'm just gonna say one more thing - Isaac wrote this! Isaac wrote this! Isaac wrote this!

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 8 - 23rd Century Economics

It's time to talk about Star Trek 3 and 4, the films directed by Leonard Nimoy. In the episode, Jacob and Isaac talk about the death of Kirk's son on screen and off, flying dolphins, the problems with not having money in the future, shooting Star Trek in a garage, AIDS and a second hand story about being on location in San Francisco during Star Trek IV. The guys get distracted from time to time but never stop having fun with what they talk about - selling iPods for drugs, the Dolphin/Whale war and why the crew of Enterprise was always set up for failure.

Stay Tuned next week for - God Is A Vulcan Man's Rock

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 7 - V-Ger, I Hardly Know 'Er

This week, Jacob and Isaac talk about Star Trek: The Motion Picture and The Wrath Of Khan. They try to assign logic to why there were so many loooong shots of the camera circling the Enterprise. They couldn't come up with anything. They also can't figure out why Kirk seemed like such a serious douche bag and why Spock seemed depressed. They talk about  director Robert Wise, writer Alan Dean Foster, 7th Heaven, and Ricardo Mantalban's pecs.

It's a weird hour, but not as weird as next week when they bring you 23rd Century Economics.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 6 - Gorn Too Soon

This week, Jacob and Isaac discuss the first show since The Original Series to be cancelled. That's right, we're talking about Star Trek: Enterprise. They talk about how great Scott Bakula was, the time they both met Jeffrey Combs, the hotness of T'Pol and what alien race they'd most like to be with. There's also a strange discussion about Nazis, time travel and UFOs.

Next week begins talk of the movie franchise with V-Ger, I Hardly Knew 'Er.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 5 - Voyager Of The Damned

Fresh off talking about Jacob's favorite Trek series, they move onto the one he wishes never existed. Isaac doesn't share his hatred. Far from it. He has many nice things to say. Over the episode, they discuss the recasting of Captain Janeway, the terrible Neelix, everyone's favorite Holographic Doctor and why the show sucked. Isaac once again offers up some trivia, and, strangely, Jacob does better than the last two shows he actually liked.

Stay Tuned next week for a discussion about Enterprise we like to call Gorn Too Soon.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 4 - Everybody Loves Dax

Deep Space Nine is Jacob's favorite Star Trek series, and he couldn't wait to talk about it. Isaac loves Weyoun and Tribbles. They both talk about what made the show so great, and what the hell they think was wrong with Terry Ferrell leaving the show in season six, why Jeffrey Combs deserves more credit and where season seven went wrong. Once again, Isaac finds some more obscure trivia to make Jacob look like a fool.

Stay tuned next week when they talk about Voyager in Voyager Of The Damned.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 3 - The Search For Crusher

Jacob and Isaac are back with an hour devoted to Star Trek: The Next Generation. In the episode they discuss everything from their favorite moments of the show to noteworthy guest stars. Isaac talks about how this was his gateway into Trek and how Mark Twain and bad VCR's helped that along.

Isaac spends a moment asking Jacob obscure trivia questions and they talk about the cultural impact the series had on technology. If Steve Jobs were alive he'd want to hear how he stole the idea of the iPad from 24th century.

Tune in next week when they talk about Deep Space Nine in Everybody Loves Dax.

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Phase 2 - Electric Boogaloo

In the latest episode of Holodeck Malfunction, Jacob O'Neal and Isaac Hulke talk about the animated TV series of Star Trek from the 1970's. After spending a few minutes on that, they jump into the series that never was - Star Trek: Phase II. With 13 scripts written, sets built, and a cast in place, it's amazing this show didn't happen.

They quickly realize that 22 episodes of an animated show and another show that never happened isn't enough to fill an hour, so they take the last half hour of the show and just wing it. Somehow they still kept on track... probably becuase Brian wasn't there to derail them. They talked about all incarnations of the show as well as a fan film called Star Trek: Of Gods And Men.

Stay tuned for next week's episode - Star Trek: Yar's Revenge

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The Gorram Nerd Hour Presents Holodeck Malfunction: Episode 1 - Eugenics Warts

Never fear, Jacob O'Neal of The Gorram Nerd Hour and his old friend Isaac Hulke are here to talk about all things Star Trek, starting with the very first episode of their limited edition series Holodeck Malfunction. In this episode, they focus on the show that started it all - Star Trek: The Original Series.

In this episode they discuss their favorite episodes of TOS, and Jacob even tries to school Isaac on some trivia.

Stay tuned next week for Star Trek: Phase 2 - Electric Boogaloo.

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