The BS Carnival 11: Camm Is Our God / Kevin Is Our Allah

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM CAMM HARSTON:

This week, Big Brown and Sean Salas made the mistake of asking me to write a brief show description for them. Bad news. I haven't listened to the show yet, but let's assume that the boys talk about penises (mostly each others), some random happening at the Silver Spur (where everybody knows their names), and I'm sure a dusting of gabbing about broads.

I personally believe the highlight of this episode is a BRILLIANT new intro song from none other than Camm Harston in which he asks the fellas to show their softer side to the ladies over a mellow beat. Don't worry, they fuck it up!

AND NOW, THE REAL SYNOPSIS FROM KEVIN MOYERS:

Sean and Brown discuss what it might be like to kiss another man, so they do it live on air. After several minutes of making out, things get heated, and mutual masturbation occurs. They also talk about guns, drinking and video games.


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Cinema Head Cheese Digest: March 4 - April 3, 2012

New reviews and articles post almost every day over at Cinema Head Cheese. Click the links below to read the latest.

Movie Reviews
Back Woods by Tony Masiello
Bane by Kenny Barnwell
Battle Royale by Kenny Barnwell 
Big Money Rustlas by Kevin Moyers
Bong of the Dead by Kenny Barnwell
Burning Moon, The by Jeff Dolniak
Camel Spiders by Jeff Dolniak
Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 by Kenny Barnwell  
Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel by Jeff Dolniak
Cuckoo Clocks of Hell, The by Jeff Dolniak
El Monstro Del Mar! by Kenny Barnwell
Father's Day by Kenny Barnwell 
Filmgore by Kenny Barnwell
House on Haunted Hill (1959) by Kenny Barnwell
Keepsake by Kenny Barnwell
Kill by Kenny Barnwell
Machine Gun McCain by David Hayes
Melancholia by Greg Goodsell 
My Pure Joy by Kenny Barnwell
My Week with Marilyn by Greg Goodsell
National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus by Jeff Dolniak
Ray Harryhausen Box Set by Kenny Barnwell 
Recoil by Jeff Dolniak 
Regenerated Man, The by Kenny Barnwell
Shrine, The by Kevin Moyers
Where The Dead Go To Die by Jeff Dolniak
White Slave by Greg Goodsell  
Wrong House, The by Kenny Barnwell

TV on DVD Review
Luther: Seasons 1 and 2 by Kevin Moyers


Book Review
Garbage Pail Kids by Kevin Moyers

Silent Screams by David Hayes
Edison's Frankenstein
Wolf Blood

Cinematic Hell by Hal Astell
The Pink Angels

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #42 - Milos and Martin

Jeff and Kevin head straight into chaos this week after Kevin finally watched A Serbian Film. His reaction to it is surprising as he explains that the movie really isn't about shock value.

Jeff gives his take on Human Centipede 2. He delves into the lead character and how obsession can lead into a nice little pit of crazy.

The Blue Cheese segment this week takes Jeff into Sex Mad Family, while Kevin looks back to his youth with the documentary about Showbiz Pizza's Rock-afire Explosion. They dive back into Big Money Rustlas after Jeff couldn't make it halfway through.

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Raise Your Spirits with Camm & Kevin: Episode 32 - A Cleansing Experience

Camm starts off by telling us that his balls hurt, and he doesn't know why. He then starts a round of "Do Straight Guys Do This?" with Kevin, which results in twenty minutes of talking about how to wash your asshole.

Kevin breaks down some of Adele's lyrics and proves quite easily that she might be the craziest woman on the planet.

The boys close out with a quick round of rapid fire questions.

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Put It Together: Episode 10 - Under 21 Not Allowed

How can a teenager make the decision to never drink or do drugs? My guest Morgan Mathew is only 17 and has lived a life of recovery for over a year.

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The BS Carnival 10: Hermaphodite Love / Brown Shoots Nude

Have you ever wondered how to get out of one date to go on another? We have an idea, and we'll gladly put that knowledge in your mouth! Also in this episode, what do you think about making sweet love to a hermaphrodite? Then, Brown and Sean go to the bar, and all hell breaks loose.


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Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #41 - Pod and the Cast of Pure Evil

Jeff and Kevin start off with convention talk in light of Dave's absence for Horrorhound in Ohio. Kevin then gets into a Streaming Pile of Crap that he couldn't pass up, Big Money Rustlas.

He also reviews Shut Up Little Man, Stiffed, Hack Job, IFC's first season of Greg the Bunny and the amazing first season of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Jeff reviews The Legend of Awesomest Maximus, the rerelease of Baba Yaga, the Roger Corman documentary Corman's World and his latest Camel Spiders.

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Raise Your Spirits with Camm & Kevin: Episode 31 - Cream On

Camm talks about getting going in his new job and getting used to things. He explains that having to take a shit can ruin your whole day.

Kevin chimes in with his perspective on the ineptitude of the post office, and when it's okay to be an asshole.


After talking about their sponsor, they get into a what if situation about surprising your man with a strap-on. That's when they discover something interesting about Camm's name.

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Put It Together: Episode 9 - Last Call For Alcohol

Under 30 and choosing sobriety; does it work? My guest Ryan talks about his road to recovery, six months sober, and being 26.

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The BS Carnival 9: Necrophilia! / We're Not Racist!

Brown and Sean bring on Me the Emcee to freestyle about everything you can think of, with a little bit of help from friends to supply the beats. The booze was flowing on their side, as it should be on yours! Enjoy!

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Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #40 - A Hyde, A Pecker and A Fart

Kevin is excited to talk about the upcoming Stryper tour, and Dave shares his thoughts on Skillet.

As David completes the second season of Luther, he gets into another BBC series, Jekyll, and that leads him into a discussion of the rise of public domain monsters. He and Kevin talk about the films made from Alan Moore comic books, and which they think are the best.

Kevin talks about cartoons he watched with his daughter. He likes My Big Big Friend, while the 1999 Woody Woodpecker retread leaves much to be desired.

He then does a short segment with Jeff, in which he talks about The Shrine, and Jeff brings up Where the Dead Go to Die. For The Blue Cheese segment, Jeff reviews the latest offering from the Uncle Farts collection.

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Raise Your Spirits with Camm & Kevin: Episode 30 - Great Caesar's Ghost!

Camm starts off with news about his new job and an interesting thing someone said to him at work.


Kevin shares a story about a wrong number text that came his way and how he's milking it days later.


Camm talks about major events that happened this day in history while Kevin sings like an asshole.

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Put It Together: Episode 8 - Wanted: One Best Friend

How do you find a Best Friend and then keep them? My Bestie, Eric Klinger, comes back on the show for his birthday!!!

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The BS Carnival 8: Brown's New Pants / Sober Up Doritos

This week, Brown and Sean get drunk! What a shock, right? Brown also buys skinny jeans and with finds out who needs to be slapped. Listen along as they casually exchange curse words and incomplete sentences for your entertainment. Bottoms up!

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Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #39 - Across the Pond

Kevin and David decide to look around the world this week, and they start off with the brilliant BBC police drama Luther. They also talk about the upcoming Luther prequel books written by the show's writer.

They also discuss a variety of foreign films and television shows including Rubber, Crimson Rivers, Spaced, The Horde, Shaolin Soccer, Dead Snow, Audition, Leon (The Professional), Troll Hunter, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Let the Right One In and High Tension.

They also complain about the blandness of Hollywood acting.

(NOTE: My apologies for the sound issues. I'm working with a brand new sound board, and I didn't hear the problem in my headphones. -Kevin)
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Raise Your Spirits with Camm & Kevin: Episode 29 - Jesus Christ, Doucherstar

Kevin talks about how he celebrated his 36th birthday, and how his daughter and Abnormal make getting older a good thing.

The drinking duo discusses religion and why they're both Atheists. They also explain that Christianity is a blatant ripoff of older religions.

Lastly, they talk about an incident surrounding their show and when it's okay to be a douchebag.

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Put It Together: Episode 7 - Pick a Card, Any Card

How do I do an Oracle card reading over Skype? Kevin Moyers cashes in on his birthday reading, gives updates on Abnormal Entertainment and chats with me.

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The BS Carnival 7: Sexytime / Dolphin Slip

This week, Brown and Sean sit down with the one and only Dr. Camm Harston, asking him a few questions about how he does it, with the BS guys also chiming in on it. Enjoy the drunken mess these fellas become just for you every Wednesday!


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